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We Accidentally Sent Critics a Picture of a Horse, and They Reviewed It

The Picture of a Horse critics received instead of our web series screener.

The Picture of a Horse critics received instead of our web series screener.

Due to an internal labelling error, the Dear Dark Lord team sent a Picture of a Horse to critics instead of screener of our new web series. By the time we realized our mistake, top critics had already begun posting their reviews.

We drafted an email explaining the mixup, but to our surprise, the Picture of the Horse had earned such stellar reviews that our series was certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Because of this Picture of a Horse, Dear Dark Lord is now considered one of the best web series of all time. 

While we would have liked reviews of our new web series, we can't turn down good press. Here are some of the excerpts from critics' reviews of Dear Dark Lord (The Picture of a Horse Edit).

Majesty doesn’t even begin to describe the work this independent team of filmmakers has created. Dear Dark Lord renders pure awe with such grace as to take the breath away.
— Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
There’s pictures of horses, and then there’s this Picture of a Horse — movingly titled Dear Dark Lord. Evoking beauty and horror in equal measures, viewers will be transfixed by this new series.
— Ann Hornaday, The Washington Post
The confrontational Dear Dark Lord, which is a stunning Picture of a Horse, forces viewers to confront their dark impulses. What they find may disturb them, or it may not. Either way, they’ll find themselves irrevocably changed.
— David Ehrlich, IndieWire
Although it does heavily feature a horse, it is not just for horse fans. Dear Dark Lord has a universal appeal few series — much less feature films — ever attain.
— Brian Tallerico, RogertEbert.com
Sister Maria forgive me; I am in love with Dear Dark Lord. Watch this web series immediately.
— Manohla Dargis, The New York Times

Dear Dark Lord Streams for the Public Starting August 5th

There you have it. Dear Dark Lord is the highest-rated web series. Catch it starting August 5th right here at deardarklord.com, on YouTube, or on Vimeo.

5 Most Addicting Web Series You Need to Eat Right Now

Hi,

I am Ham, SEO Manager for the upcoming web series ‘Dear Dark Lord.’ I am here to help with the online finding of this soon to be released scary-humor project. I would LOVE to sing explainings to you about other web projects you NEED to experience to believe.

Who would have guessed there would be so much good content on the internet? I know you love good content. I am Ham, and I excel at SEO.

OK. Here are the 5 most addicting web series you need to eat now!

5 Great Web Series

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1. This web is so good. I can’t stop chomping it between my face bones. Find it, and eat it now. Be sure you eat the whole thing — the last few bites are truly surprising.

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2. Ohhh do not get me, Ham Stevens, started on this web — because once I get started eating it I will not stop until it is done! I just finished eating this series, but I think I am going to eat it again right now.

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3. Check out this tantalizing web series. The intricate construction. The endless lines. The silky white texture. Take it from Ham, you gotta eat it RIGHT AWAY.

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4. From famous Joker Mark Hamill (no relation), Mark Hamill’s Pop Culture Quest is a simply delicious piece of creation. I ate it so fast I chewed through my lip flesh and had to wait an hour for it to grow back before I could eat Mark Ham-Man’s show again!

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5. This was the funniest web series I have ever eaten. I will not spoil anything for you, but I bet you will eat the whole thing in one sitting.

 

Eat Dear Dark Lord When it Comes Out

Those web series are all very addicting, and you will love eating them. But guess what, Ham is aware that nothing is forever and all web series will one day die. Luckily, creative humans have been hard at work on a new web series you will LOVE to eat. You better BET that web series is Dear Dark Lord. Check back for more details on when you can eat it, or sign up for our email list to see online letters announcing this delicious new web series!