Hello, walking nervous systems.
Engage your eye sensors, and relay this information to your mind sponge.
There is soon to be a web series called 'Dear Dark Lord.'
I am a featured player in this web series, as is my servant, Cora.
The series will stimulate your mind with incongruities that cause the involuntary joy shriek, which you brain sticks seem to love.
Prepare for the release of happy chemicals, soon followed by a sense of discomfort.
And as always, remember to review, rate, and subscribe!!!!
— The Dark Lord